To Whom It May Concern

Was your mummy’s tomb

Despoiled? Was your sacred

Burial plot robbed?

We can all agree

That mistakes were made. That’s why

Pencils, erasers …

You get it. If your

Cult or elder god runs the

Curse 2020

Is enduring now,

Let’s let bygones be bygones.

Tell us your grievance

And we, with perfect

Diligence, will rectify

The situation.

We start next year fresh,

Your tomb is sealed for the next

Million years. Trust me.