It’s the year 2000.You’re a 92% straight white guy from PA. You’re in a sultry Pakistani woman’s dorm room. She compliments the length of your eyelashes, and asks if she can use mascara on them.

If I’d said yes, would she have made out with me? Reply and help me solve this twenty year old mystery.

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