Mascara

It’s the year 2000.You’re a 92% straight white guy from PA. You’re in a sultry Pakistani woman’s dorm room. She compliments the length of your eyelashes, and asks if she can use mascara on them.

If I’d said yes, would she have made out with me? Reply and help me solve this twenty year old mystery.

One comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s